those knickers 😍😍
I’m here, I’m queer, I’m covered in bite marks
- me: mom... dad... im g-
- parents: gay?
- me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
By Nikolay Tikhomirov
- Refuses to sell his strongest potions
- Has no respect for knights
- Is a rascal
Your wife has such a lovely neck
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
i suddenly feel like shit
this is fun
Being good to each other is so important, guys.
so this is why I keep dreaming about UFOs?